Jacob raises an unholy army of gnomes. I must live vicariously through my sims. My little brother, on the other hand, has a real-life unholy army of garden gnomes.

Gelydh and Jacob are enemies, and thus are amusing.

Meanwhile, my self-sim is retarded.

Jacob and Markus have chess battles. Jacob often wins, though Markus did beat him at least once.

I'm not sure if this picture amuses or disturbs me.

You can change the color and intensity of the lights.

Gorgeous fishing destination.

Even more amazing surroundings.

I'm... not sure.

Yes, I did actually SPAWN SIMS. My little hamsters were allowed to have offspring: a boy, whom they named 'Al.' (No, I didn't have anything to do with the name.

Al and Emily.

Tristan learning Al how to walk.

SNOOGLES.

I got tired of the toddler age pretty quick, and thus aged Al up to child. His outfit is based on my husband's old school uniform.

Al likes dolls.